we have officially lost it.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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