I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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