I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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