It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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