thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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