My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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