Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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