Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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