That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
pray to the hookup gods
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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