My brain says no but my pants say off.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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