What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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