When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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