There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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