that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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