im drinking this country out of the recession.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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