I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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