i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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