No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
is wine microwaveable?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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