who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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