i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
