a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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