Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
