Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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