I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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