Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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