I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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