I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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