it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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