11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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