This girl is more easily done than said...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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