All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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