Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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