can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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