awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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