Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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