thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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