she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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