I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
