But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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