Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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