I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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