We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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