it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My dick has a subreddit
The power of my boobs compel you
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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