I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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