Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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