i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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