Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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