How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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