Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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