He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
false alarm, still single
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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