literally had 100 drinks last night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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