I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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